on 1/12/2021
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on 6/29/2014
As the fashion police's handcuffs tightened around her wrists, Delia realized that her bank heist would have been successful if she had only listened to her mother's sage advice: never wear open toed shoes with pantyhose
on 11/13/2012
and when I tell you it is $99 to snake your clogged drain then it is $99, so pay up or I will put the stuff back into the pipe